Bright Lights

On my first night living with Shelley, I couldn't help but notice the intense brightness of the bulbs in her house. For the first time I realized how dirty my sheets look. It's kind of gross. Hello bleach. You're my new best friend. Her luminous bulbs also revealed just how white and hairy my legs are. It's kind of gross. There's not much I plan to do about that though. I shaved my legs once in college. It was weird. I felt like I had someone else's legs when I wore pants. I used to tan too when I was in college. Apparently that was as experimental as I got back then. Except for the sleeping with fellas thing. But I digress. Yes, Shelley has really bright lights in her house. They expose so much.